Sherron enters class on a test day and immediately goes and sits right next to the other players, and of course you're supposed to have a seat between you and the closest person. The teacher tells Sherron to sit in the front of the class, where there are five or six completely empty rows. Sherron doesn't even look up and just yells 'AIN'T NO SEATS' and proceeds to continue in his studious ways and miraculously gets an A on the test while sitting next to the basketball players
This becomes a catchphrase on my floor of the dorm last year and we named our basketball ticket camping group after it.
Another story is Sherron was sleeping around with girls on the floor above me last year (he already has had two kids and supposedly has a girlfriend he's serious with). The people who were in the next room over from the one Sherron was in hear the girl let out a high pitched scream and then yell "NOT IN THE BUTT, SHERRON!"
Sunday, April 6, 2008
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