Hummus Loving Animals

I saw this linked somewhere else and it's pretty hilarious/interesting: Wikipedia's List of birds displaying homosexual behavior and its List of mammals displaying homosexual behavior

Whoever wrote the descriptions is a poet. For example, did you know that

In "slip-and-slide" orgies, groups of male grey whales, one of the oldest species of mammals, roll in the ocean rubbing their bellies against each other so that their genitals are touching.

Of course we're not just talking about hot male-on-male whale orgies. There's also this:

Female kob perform oral sex on each other and even stroke each other's vulvas with their forelegs. They're also into watersports during sex, one female will urinate while the other sticks her nose in the stream.

Other facts:

• Giraffes are considered "especially gay".
• Black swans not only sometimes engage in homosexual pairings, but they even do MMF threesomes in order to "obtain eggs". Paris needs to start importing some, stat.

I'll never look at Timon and Puumba the same again.